animayshun improfessional! » stupid http://meridiandream.com/blog drawing, storytelling, blogging. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:04:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 cats are assholes http://meridiandream.com/blog/2009/04/25/cats-are-assholes/ http://meridiandream.com/blog/2009/04/25/cats-are-assholes/#comments Sun, 26 Apr 2009 03:30:12 +0000 Jim Mortensen http://meridiandream.com/blog/?p=323 I’m taking care of my stupid friend CMoore’s stupid cat Lilly for the stupid weekend. And stupid Lilly is apparently stupidly manipulative. She’s 14 years old, and has gone through 5 large cans of $1.49 a can Purina Select Cuts for Indoor Cats (featuring Salmon and Sushi-grade tuna) since Thursday, but not touched a single triangle piece of her $5.33 per 5 pound bag dry food. I thought this was normal for her, so I’ve continued buying and opening the expensive gourmet five-fucking-star hand-prepared cat food for her, trying to keep her happy.

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Apparently this isn’t normal for her. So, it seems that Lilly has discovered that her stupid caretaker is also a major sucker for sad eyes and a meow.

If only I ate as stupidly well as she does. Stupid.

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